sour ass
sour -ss is an uncomfortable condition caused by -ss cheese, which is typically the result of inadequate -ss wiping. as -ss cheese is left unattended for some period of time, it mixes with sweat and heat, and begins to cause irritation and itching, between the b-ttocks and around the -n-s. this irritation is referred to as ‘sour -ss’ and is exacerbated by warm climate conditions. it is a highly uncomfortable condition which is resolved temporarily by wiping the -ss with wet tissue or baby wipes. however, in order to fully resolve the condition, a shower must be taken, along with a change of under-bottoms.
chip thought he had wiped his -ss enough, and returned back to work doing carpentry. as the hot 98 degree day progressed, he realized that he did not wipe adequately, and -ss cheese began to acc-mulate around his -n-s and between his b-ttocks, causing a severe case of sour -ss. he tried to resolve the condition by digging his hand into his -ss, essentially wiping with his underwear. however, the foul smell was detectable even in the outdoors, and he had to return home to take a full shower and change his underwear, which now contained long brown skid-marks.
a gaseous interruption that is so foul and sour it has the ability to knock those around it out of slumber. often confused with the stench of a dead animal.
put a cork in your sour -ss. what the h-ll did you eat yesterday?
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