after shooting your load into a hot black v*g*n* you squeeze the lips together and watch the load come out of her p*ssy looking like a sideways view of the delicious hostess snack cake.
“after watching the clipper game last night i gave shanikwah the south central suzy-q.”
- hot girl code
the “polite” way hot girls on dating sites turn down guys because they think it spares their feelings. translations: “you’re not my type” = “you’re ugly” “i don’t feel a connection” = “you seem incredibly boring” “we’re not looking for the same thing” = “you’re creeping me out” when she told me she didn’t feel […]
a hecking name ‘how do you spell her name?’ ‘i dunno’ kensleigh is a hard name to spell.
- d*cksy duke
a pair of man short that are so short that the mans d*ck hangs out. man, randy’s d*cksy dukes are so short that even his b*lls are hanging out.
- serious bones
s*xual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours oliver: dude, yesterday sarah and i were planning some serious bones for the evening, so i popped 4 v**gr*. it still hasn’t gone down. harold: maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.