South Dakota DeWalt Special
in the backwoods of south dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. the dewalt special requires a reciprocating say and a d-ld-. someone places the d-ld- onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the d-ld- to move in and out really fast. and the rest is history…
-“man i gave my wife the ‘ol south dakota dewalt special last night”
-“how’d that go?”
-“she came in 20 seconds”
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