meriden is the city.
south meriden is “the village”.
driving from the city to the village is like driving fifty years back in time.
beautiful neighbourhoods, unique homes, the irish club, quaint little downtown area, south meriden has a disproportionate number of great eateries. avanti, panda house, casa roma, and the best neighbor hood bar around, the village barn.
people who live in south meriden are sn-bbish and make sure that everyone knows that they live in “the village”, not the city.
lots of volvos, soccer moms, and beautiful, stuck-up women live in south meriden.
“i’d never date a dude from meriden; i’m from the village of south meriden, ct”
- wacking the weeds
when your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair. as jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds
an idiot or person who regularly makes mistakes, usually by not listening and then having the f-up everyone told them they could avoid girl 1: i told you to go get that checked girl 2: yeah well.. i didn’t girl 1: you bl–dy sponga bloke: i’m gonna do a backflip off of this wall! girl: […]
- bruce wayned
when your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent man, jason got bruce wayned last night. d-mn, hope is he okay. when your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent man, jason got bruce wayned last night. d-mn, hope is he okay.
a person under the age of 18 pretending to be one of the following: cool, gangster, thug, mememaster and bad-ss. they tend to be usually found in cape coral middle schools and sometimes elementaries. usually is very cringey and uses x in his ign. popboy: (plays ultimate by denzel curry and repeatedly says old memes) […]
- roman squat
an event wherein person a sits on the toilet directly followed by person b sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of person a. this ritual may be done on account of a lack of […]