a south plainfield girl is from of course south plainfield nj. the most typical out of all of them is all they do is act like any other sl-t to get attention. if they don’t know you they will roll down the window p-ssing by saying loud stupid random flirty bullsh-t. they ask for money all the time even when they have a job and act like they are into you just to get something for free or have something there way and think they can take no for an answer and act like they are tough when they are just all boney from all the drugs, drunk from all the booze they drink, and always p-ssy prissy from all the time from bleeding everywhere from their lose beef curtains sounds like they will be great extras for (the walking dead). most of them are losers that are mostly pregnant while in high school or graduated from not wearing any sort of protection and introducing another future sp loser into the sh-tty -ss town to follow their footsteps. some are jocks, some are in clubs, and last mast majority are sl-ts that just want it all for themselves going to gyms to lose baby weight and wanting to find a man to take care of them when they all fail nearly 97.5 % of the time. the ones that do drugs either walk around with a hood on pick up cigarette buds and brag. they are all fake, immature, and has that r-t-rded heyy wannabe valley girl voice.
southplainfield girl 1: my dads a cop and i suck c-ck.
southplainfied girl 2: can i borrow a dollor !? i will suck your c-ck.
south plainfield girl 3: i will make you cry (but, has a man who beats them and crys like a usual b-tch on a pillow)
to smell strongly of weed. all this weed on me i’m skunkin. via giphy
- tangerine fart
a thick, dark, sour, lethal gas that is only found silently creeping out of the darkest depths of your -ss. see soupy fart martin: -sniffs- d-mn, gina! yo -ss is fine, but what’s cookin’ up in there sure as h-ll ain’t. got me smellin’ like tangerine farts.
- neck bender
typically called a neck bender cuz they can’t get their eyes of their phone shaquananaa: gurl shequeque is such a neck bender shablackname: i know gurl dat b-tch is rid-ck
- insta domino effect
when on an average night one attractive girl posts an instagram picture and it leads to a chain reaction of girls posting hot instagram pictures. creating a domino effect for a few hours of instagram babes. “dude there’s so many hot pictures on instagram recently” “yeah i know, brooke created an insta domino effect”
- chinese pancake
when an asian (called yellow) acts as the b-tter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. the asian will take a sh-t and put it in every single one of her holes. ling ling gave sharkiesha a chinese pancake.