Southbury
the center of the stuck up h-m- universe.
i’m from southbury. not nyc, not boston, not hartford, and sure as h-ll no where in jersey. the bury. we don’t have parkways or throughways here, we have one highway, and as far as i’m concerned – 84 is the only one that matters. we don’t go to bars in highschool. we drive 65 mph to go to cavanaugh’s, that is, the “packy”, not the liquor store, but the package store, and we make d-mn sure we get there before 9. we have expensive cars and we don’t have stupid accents. we lock our doors when we go to waterbury, ad we like nothing more than watching our panthers own sh-t on friday nights in the fall. we drink starbucks here, none of that sh-t you brew yourself. we hang out at kmart and we enjoy a good party in the woods. we don’t get bunked, hammered, smashed, or plastered here. no, no, we get f-cked up, and we’re d-mn proud of it. if i don’t like something, i’ll buy a new and better one, because i’m richer than you. i’m from southbury.
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