Soweto necklace
a tire forced over the head/torso of an unwitting victim, dowsed in kerosene and set alight, whilst watching locals whoop and holler in frenzied excitement. often happens to tourists/expats who unintentionally wander into the wrong district of johannesburg, brazzaville, pointe noire etc.
trev “did you hear what hapened to brice last night?”
welsh dave “no, what?”
trev “he went out to get a kfc bucket and his moped broke down, he ended up getting a soweto necklace – cops managed to identify him from his dentures this morning”
welsh dave “sh-t dude, what happened to the kfc bucket meal?”
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