sozcophagus
a sarcastic apology of eye-watering magnitude. empathetically offered to a ‘sozard’ (see soz’ard) in recognising their unawareness of a self-induced condition of ridiculousness, such that a swift and kindly death is wished upon them for their own sake.
wayne rooney: i’m playing terribly at the moment, i’m injured and i think this club is cr-p. i think i need a lot more money..
world press: sozcophagus, wayne.
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