Space Chimps
the greatest f-cking animated children’s movie ever.
it starts out as seemingly normal movie of the genre. there are talking chimps that aspire to go on a sp-ce mission. however, about three and a half minutes into the movie you start to think that perhaps someone put lsd in your popcorn. the movie goes in a drastically different direction than you thought it was going, and your eyes are absorbing the loudest f-cking colors an alien race and their homeland has ever been.
aside from the hilariously ridiculous premise, there are many almost blatantly inappropriate references for a children’s movie. including bu not limited to the lines “its not the size of the beast, but how you use it.” “is that a banana in your pocket?” and a character that has a tiny body and a large b–b for a head, with a nipple like protrusion on the top. to add to the ridiculousness, this creature glows and screams/sings like an opera singer when it is scared. late in the film there is a shot of this creature being sh-t out by a giant cave slug.
and the icing on the cake, sp-ce chimps stars andy samberg.
specifically recommended for those who enjoy smoking weed.
sp-ce chimps is the greatest f-cking film in the land.
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