space closet


an illogical small room connected to a larger room seperated by a high-tech sliding door usually containing an object which is meant to surprise the person in proximity of the entrance to the smaller room. the high-tech door can also be activated by gaining ownership to objects that are beneficial to the person.
i went to go pick up that shotgun and a d-mn imp flew out of a sp-ce closet over there.

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