Space Invaders
a cl-ssic arcade game where you pilot a sp-ceship, at the bottom of the screen, shooting aliens that fly from a formation above you and dodging their own projectiles. i can’t believe no one has tried to define this term yet.
(example is from the simpsons):
w-lly: it’s impossible for me to fire a pistol. if you’ll check me medical records, you’ll see i have a cripplin’ arthritis in me index fingerrrs. look at ’em! holds them up i got it from “sp-ce invaders” in 1977.
wiggum: aw, yeah. that was a pretty addictive video game.
w-lly: surprised video game?
individuals or groups of people who sit next to you in cinemas or on public transport when there are plenty of other free seats available.
i was at the cinema alone the other day when about eight sp-ce invaders came and sat right next to me.
a guy or gal that uncomfortably invites themselves into your personal air sp-ce, especially on a first date.
friend – “how was the date?”
me – “horrible; at dinner, he sat, like, two inches away instead of across from me. ick – what a sp-ce invader!”
someone who’s all up in your face while you’re chewing the fat.
your aunt was a sp-ce invader.
often a rich kid or trust funder who moves to your area (especially nyc, la, big cities etc) from a cow poke town and takes up your sp-ce, driving rent and all costs of living up. these are especially despised hipsters who start repping the city they’ve invaded as if it were there own.
ex: paul moved to brooklyn to attend pratt, he began saying he was from “bk all day” while his parents paid exorbitant rent so he could hang in nyc, what a f-cking sp-ce invader!
the act of invading another’s genital area with your tongue whiile they are sleeping.
my wife was in bed in a deep sleep, gave me a chance to be a sp-ce invader.
often a rich kid or trust funder who moves to your area (especially nyc, la, big cities etc) from a cow poke town and takes up your sp-ce, driving rent and all costs of living up. these are especially despised hipsters who start repping the city they’ve invaded as if it were there own.
ex: paul moved to brooklyn to attend pratt, he began saying he was from “bk all day” while his parents paid exorbitant rent so he could hang in nyc, what a f-cking sp-ce invader!
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