Space Jam

1) cartoon comedy with the looney tunes and michael jordan

2) a jar full or load of “jam”, puss filled c-m typically from a venereal disease that is ‘out of this world’
gimme some of that sp-ce jam, my galactic cowboy!
a movie about jordan retiring but got back to basketball to help the toons beat the giant aliens in a game who stole the talents from 5 nba superstars. michael jordan stars in the movie with the loony toons (however you spell it) characters.
kazaam sucks and so does shaq when it comes to movies. sp-ce jam was sweet and so was mj. why the h-ll would you steal shawn bradley’s talent???????
a malfunctioned sp-ce dock, in which the donor fecal matter is lodged within the -n-l and/or v-g-n-l and/or hand made taintal cavity, resulting in an awkward experience for all and an uncomfortable trip to the -ss doctor for a routine enema.
stan podlak: yo what it is mj
michael jordan: f-ckin cracka imma f-ckin sh-t in your -sshole.
stan podlak: k
michael jordan: aw sh-t sorry bro don’t think that’s comin out
stan podlak: nah it’s ok i sp-ce jammed myself last night in the urethra
michael jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace

ron paul 08

a sp-cejam is a camp male deriving from the african diaspora who is also an avid basketball player and fan. sp-cejam’s usually wear non prescribed clear rimmed ‘geek gl-sses’ in an attempt to be cool or a hipster. sp-cejam’s also choose to switch between being a ‘gangster’ and a ‘hipster’ when they want, but do not realise, they make a fool of themself in doing so. in addition, a sp-cejam also fits the stereotype depicted in popular youtube viral video “being a d-ckhead’s cool”. famous examples of sp-cejam’s are kanye west, jls and ‘will.i.am’.
male 1: ‘look at these guys getting on the bus, hide your phone.’

male 2: ‘na, don’t worry, they’re just sp-cejams.’
to steal or take something from someone else, like in sp-ce jam when the aliens took the basketball players’ skills and powers.
dude, that guy totally just sp-ce jammed my bike!!
1. verb. to steal the abilities, talents, or gifts of another human being through magical or supernatural means.

2. verb. to cheaply copy another artist’s style to the extent that you become a cartoonish portrayal of said original artist.
1. ex. if i could sp-ce jam ron jeremy’s downstairs area, i’d get all the ladies.

2. ex. gunther: “hey, otis, what do you think of the new robin thicke joint?” otis: “i do not approve. he’s just sp-ce jamming prince.”
to wear nike air jordans while f-cking a girl.
i totally sp-ce jam that girl when i was in lafrance’s room.
the act of a male masturbating or engaging in s-xual activities involving the p-n-s while orbiting in outer sp-ce. as the male -j-c-l-t-s, gravity keeps some s-m-n from leaving the p-n-s, thus remaining stuck in the p-n-s. the p-n-s is then sp-ce jammed.
jackie: yo gregory! i heard you and janet just got back from the moon, how was it?

gregory: pretty sweet man but we tried to f-ck in the cargo bay of the sp-ce ship and i got so sp-ce jammed, it took me forever to get it out.

jackie: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt……….