Spacetard


a contraction of msn sp-ce addict and f-cktard.

1. a f-cktard who is addicted to msn sp-ces.

2. one’s innate ability to ill-strate extreme dumb-ssness/b-tchiness/r-t-rdness, even beyond the scopes of a normal sp-ce addict and/or f-cktard
{insert sp-ce name here} cruised “the boulvard” on msn sp-ces all day, she is such a sp-cetard
a person who you hang out with and watch the joss whedon show firefly with then go out and ride your skateboard and she is a p-ssy so she doesn’t go fast enough down the hill then you eat cookies and goldfish in a parking lot and one of you climb up a streetlight then fall cause of how you dropped on the curb then while you guys are talking and making jokes about firefly she does something stupid thusly allowing herself to be called a sp-cetard

also a stupid tattoo that 2 freinds get together
wow that chick is a sp-cetard
wow that tattoo is a sp-cetard
a person who shows up at an actual newsworthy sp-ce related event (ie a sp-ce shuttle landing) dressed up as a science fiction movie character.
did you see the sp-ce shuttle launch today, and that guy they interviewed that was dress up like spock? what a sp-cetard.

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