spaceturbate
short for “mysp-ceturbate”, this is the most sketchy form of mysp-ce stalking: going to the profile of someone you find attractive, and proceeding to rub one out to their pictures. similar to faceturbate, but so much more sketchy in that it’s mysp-ce.
“bro… did you see tila tequila’s new mysp-ce picture”
“of cource man, i sp-ceturbate to her page every night”
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