Spackered eggs
when someone with a mental r-t-rdation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
“are you gonna have a bit of billy’s omlette”
“i f-cking doubt it you twonk, im not eating sp-ckered eggs”
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