spackle slap
1. s-x related; after engaging in s-xual acts with a woman or a man, the man “busts a nut” into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.
1. i wasn’t ever going to see her again and i figured this would be my one and only chance, so i sp-ckle slapped that biddie
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