Spacktoise


this strange animal possesses a hard sh-ll that protects it well as it spazzes out all over the place. go near one and risk contusions. famed for its howl, it can be found throughout india and on some isolated islands owned by mr. scare.
“i believe that sp-cktoise is about to charge – pray for me.”

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