Spadge
in australia spadge is p-ssy,straight female not dyk-.
“i copped a flash of spadge,mate. crikey it was orright!! blood oath!!”
spadge is a term coined in the scottish kilt hire industry for dried s-m-n on a returned hire kilt. it is derived from a contraction of the words “sp-nk badge”.
“they asked me to clean the spadge off that hunting smith with a wire brush, so i told them where they could stick their job” – sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.
british: a loving term for a young son or grandson – used by dad or grandad – perhaps originally from lancashire.
“howdey little spadge”
to hit someone with a spatular, or in a spatular like manner
“i gave him a good spadging after he flicked me with his teatowel” or “i like to spadge pancakes real good”
spadge a brown sticky substance sometimes found under toe nails or in the back seat of a cinema.
similar in substance to a bogey or diarrhoea.
watch out for spadge.
aww man i have spadge on my shoe.
alternatives: that’s spadge-tastic
spadge in a name is a shortening of “spadger” which is an old english common name for a house-sparrow or field-sparrow.
as a name, any example is acceptable, so “hi spadge”
a lady’s honey-pot, see also vagine
-post-coital- i think i need a spadge transplant.
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