Spaffic Jam


noun: where a male -j-c-l-t-s and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. this often results in pain and inflammation of the p-n-s head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.
“i had a great s-x with my girlfriend last night but when i went to the toilet afterwards i ran into a major spaffic jam. i was stuck for 20 minutes!”

“i better pee before i m-st-rb-t-, i don’t want another spaffic jam”

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