spaghetti coma
when you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to p-ss out.
1. bill: “i made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. i was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars.”
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