spaghetti dinner
synonym for the painful feeling around your r-ct-m that occurs from having swamp -ss for long pieriods of time. presumed to be caused by the moistening of the rectal area and the subsequent softening of the skin caused by moistening. the hair around the r-ct-m acts as fine grit sand paper and eats away the skin little by little giving one the feeling that he is hopelessly being f-cked in the -ss with a pack of raw spaghetti. in severe cases this can lead to bleeding in the area resembling spaghetti sauce. the most common medicine is a pair of compression shorts.
me- brandon why weren’t you at football practice today?
brandon- i wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone f-cked me in the -ss with a pack of raw spaghetti. severe spaghetti dinner.
what you get when you go down on a girl during her period.
“not tonight, honey; it’s that time of the month.”
“no problem, baby. i love spaghetti.”
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