Spaghetti Man


1.) a man who is very thin, tall and bendy, often found on the northern coast of south america.
2.) a person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) an italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.
francesca: mama mia!! look at that crazy man with no clothes on, he is making silly noises like a deformed dog, whats wrong with him?
lisconelli: he is a “spaghetti man” so don’t be mean, he can not help being crazy.
francesca: i wasn’t being mean! you always look for the worst in me lisconelli, i’m getting sick of it now!
lisconelli: you are over reacting again. maybe you are a “spaghetti man”!
someone who is tall and thin
gareth jones is a spaghetti man!
a tangled group of grappling men. this occurs when a fight ends up on the ground and a seires of attempted submission moves creates extreamly h-m-erotic positions; a phenomenon that is most often seen during ufc fights.
chris: did you catch the fight last night?

paul: ya, it was pretty cool until it turned into a match of spaghetti men. the phillipino guy started rubbing his stubble between the black dude’s -ss, and it looked like he would win, until the black guy slid his scr-t-m across the phillipino’s face.

chris: wow.

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