spaghettification
the act of a persons body being stretched thin when approaching a black hole. pr-nunciation of the word can also induce a lil laughter when to the parties involved.
the spaghettification of that man is causing me to have sensory overload.
n. (lat.) the way in which the flying spaghetti monster -ssimilates believers into his holiness.
his spaghettification is now complete; he got to close to the black hole, and is now perfectly -ssimilated into the fsm’s spaghetti tentacles.
meaning: being squeezed as tooth paste is from a tube.
the spaghettification of the human race will occur when a black hole emerges near the earth.
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