spagitated
spagitated (spa ji tay ted) adjective. to be anxious and clumsy. from “spastic” and “agitated.”
him- f-ck, f-ck, fuuucck! i ccccan’t even strike a fff-cking mmmatch!
her- let me tttry.
him- fffine, you tttry it!
her- my ffffingers aren’t working, they’re tttoo cccold. g-ddammit! i dropped the mmmatches.
him- ddddon’t get all spagitated.
her- i’m not spagitated, it’s just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
him- sorry. hey…
her- cut it out, i’m trying to start a fire.
him- so am i.
her- oh! mmmmmmm.
him- waitaminute… gggodd-mn f-cking zipper… work, d-mn you!
her- now who’s spagitated?
(loud ripping sound)
her- well, that’s one way to get your jacket off.
him- shut up and kkkiss me.
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