SPAM Castanets
a percussion instrument, of spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared -ssorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.
they are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.
hey, i’ll play the guitar, pedro can play some spam castanets
sagging v-g-n-l lips. see also beef curtain.
she sure knows how to play the spam castanets.
slang term for v-g-n-
i wouldn’t mind banging her spam castanet
london based word describing the l-b– or ‘poon lippage’. esp. of the dangly variety.
geez 1: whats her cootch saying the?
geez 2: boy, all good, but what a pair of spam castanets!
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