spanglette


a girl or woman, usually from london or its suburbs. she will not be seen out after 7pm unless wearing some visibility enhancing garment usually featuring some shiny bits. . . or spangles. she will have a very particular pr-nunciation of certain words, e.g. “cigarette” will be pr-nounced, “suggarut”. if she has a significantly lower than average iq, she may be known as a “spanglette nmmm nmmm”.
hey – have you met james whites missis. what a complete spanglette nmmmmmmmmmmm!
a one-piece thong swimsuit for men which has a defining characteristic of going from the crotch area over both shoulders and back down to a “v” through both b-ttocks. made popular by borat. popular colors: hot pink; lime green.
no way! did you see that hairy euro dude wearing a spanglette? i just threw up in my mouth.

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