spaniel

a breed of dog which comes in many types and colours. most of them make good gun dogs. they have droopy ears and are often medium or small in size.
my spaniel has the cutest ears.
a small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. also pr-ne to most health problems and keep the vets going to the carribean 4 times a year.
cavalier king charles spaniels are the worst. trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
oh for gods sake, that boggle eyed rat you call a spaniel has p-ssed all over the rug again, isnt it time we had the cretin destroyed?
a synonym for the v-g-n-, esp. when used in reference to doggystyle.

coming from scene i of a midsummer night’s dream by william shakespeare, in which the lovestruck helena tries to woo the disparaging demetrius with the following p-ssage:

and even for that do i love you the more.
i am your spaniel; and, demetrius,
the more you beat me, i will fawn on you:
use me but as your spaniel, spurn me, strike me,
neglect me, lose me; only give me leave,
unworthy as i am, to follow you.
what worser place can i beg in your love,–
and yet a place of high respect with me,–
than to be used as you use your dog?

the term is meant to ill-strate a situation of submissiveness, and as such, can be used as either a term for the v-g-n-, or by the common use of synecdoche, to refer to a woman as such, similarly to “p-ssy”.
ex 1: hey, i’m just tryna go to the club to get down and maybe get some spaniel tonight.

ex 2:
person a: hey, i saw you last night with that girl, is anything going on with her on that long-term tip?
person b: naw, i just hit it and quit, definitely just some spaniel.
noun. daniel spianli. mix of the first and last name of daniel spinali. a completely different race of human, only one exists. see: “spanielish”
spaniel is quite spanielish, he won’t stop begging me for food.
a fat, useless ‘springer’ spaniel that has lost it’s will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying ‘h-llo’ (which he will only do for food).

even getting a cat cannot shift this lard-rs- animal from it’s slumber. the cat just invariably sleeps next to the r-t-rded canine.

as a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
“oh you appear to have a large brown t-rd on your sofa?”

“no, you’ll have to excuse the smell. it’s my spaniel charlie. he used to be a springer, but just can’t be -rs-d these days. that’s why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog”
another word for p-n-s. sounds like “spandex” which “stretches.” sounds like “spaniard” which is a “foreigner” entering the “country. likes to wear sweaters and has chew toys.
your spaniel is attacking my p-ssy. is your spaniel begging for my attention?