when you start crying due to the latin girl you’re 69-ing sharting in your face.
person 1: hey, amigo, what’s wrong?
person 2: i had a spanish onion last night, i cried for hours
- strangling the snake
to jerk off or w-nking a : will u come to the party this weekend b : nah. im too busy this weekend. a : like what? strangling the snake all day? b : f-ck you.
- su fandom
abbreviation for the steven universe fandom. used by most any fans of the show and hated by non- fans who think that those people are crazed psychos who yell “lapidot!!!” every time they see green and blue, cry over rocks, make jokes about salt, pearls and roses and search the ocean for a certain “malachite”. […]
a s-xual act in which the female partic-p-nt, while deficating, receives the male in her mouth, pleasuring him with lips, toungue, and throat. if this act ends with male reproductive fluids on the females face, the act is no longer a sumpkin, and has become a sump and dump. if one male individual were to […]
- swallowed my kids
you -j-c-l-t-d all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm she swallowed my kids last night famo
- tasting babies
swallowing a thick, creamy load of s-m-n. sonja is a c-m wh-r-. she loves tasting babies.