Spanished


(v.) the process or completion of a guy fingering a girl in spanish cl-ss. accomplished by sitting extremely close and being as quiet as possible to avoid detection. can apply to any cl-ssroom setting besides spanish.
dude, did you hear that your sister got spanished by that that soph-m-re in math cl-ss???
(v) to disappear, then reappear (either elsewhere or in the same location) as a person of spanish descent.
person 1: so, yeah, we should have no problem meeting our third quarter profit margin- -poof!–gooooaaaallllll!!!
person 2: holy sh-t! that guy just spanished into thin air!
to appropriate someones food or other items.
d-mn it, who spanished my biscuits!?

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