Spank dandy
a glamourous boy who’s known to m-st-rb-t- on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. a spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
bro 1: dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we p-ssed that homeless man on main street? josh has got to get that sh-t under control.
bro 2: at least he dresses nice. but what’s up with those tight -ss pants? i can almost count his nut hairs!
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