Spank My Monkey
another way of saying to m-st-rb-t-; to beat off.
“i get so much -ss i never find time to spank my monkey.”
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to engage in the act of making love, to have s-xual intercourse. kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb–ss honey uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
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a discorder caused by extreme dorkiness. sammi’s very dorky, she probably has dorkaphobia.
- Spanxgiving
what happens after thanksgiving dinner…spanxgiving. after gorging ourselves on t-day treats, we must deal with the aftermath by donning spanx to fit into holiday party attire. got my spanxgiving maximum control spanx on for my work christmas party.
- deuro
a term given to the european union when a month-long, booze and marijuana filled adventure are being referenced. also can be used to define the currency of the european union. yo bro, you tryin to hit deuro this summer? how many deuros you drop on that hooker last night?
- gherkin stab
when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. similar to a mushroom stamp. i was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some f-g.