Spanked my Bacon!


spanked my bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you’re lucky, another round.
wow! that concert really spanked my bacon!

hey baby! want me to spank your bacon? here, hold my beer while i download.

a man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

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