spanking the beaver


spanking the beaver refers to:
a) performing rough intercourse on a hairy p-ssy

b) the timson folk band song t-tled “spank the beaver” inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.
the minute i first saw her at cut rate community college, i knew i had to spank the beaver.

i’m in therapy because i got drunk and spanked your mom’s beaver.

i’m ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.

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