spanking the monkey
taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
i woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. i spanked him and he went back to sleep.
masturbating
“i wanna spank the monkey”
waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, w-nking.
“oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in cl-ss!!!”
taking herman to the circus
due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)
lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as kari! hahaha
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