spankworthy
the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an ent-ty is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to m-st-rb-t- onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.
guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that’s what i heard. i heard so many girls w-nked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): yeaah! iiii beliievee iit!
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- cryurbate
to m-st-rb-t- while crying. shawn felt the urge to cryurbate as tears streamed down his face, thinking about lyn-z from msi, and how he will never have her.
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