Spanner
a person person who is a complete f-cking muppet, or a r-t-rd.
you mate, are a complete fu’kin spanner. youre one apple short of an orchard.
someone who’s a tool
you’re such a bl–dy spanner
1. noun: someone who really f-cks things up – derived from the term “spanner in the works”.
dude, if you weren’t such a spanner, things’d still be alright now.
euphemistic swear word, used to avoid giving offence, especially when need arises to curse in front of children.
derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as ‘throwing a spanner in the works”.
spanners!
a particularly lengthy t-rd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.
i dropped a spanner in julie’s toilet at her party, but when i flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embar-ssing!
the geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. popularized by ringo starr in the film that’ll be the day (1973).
that lee martin’s a right spanner.
spanner wrench – a special wrench used in the fire service to -ssist in decoupling fire hoses.
yo.. rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.
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