Sparda

dante’s father from the devil may cry series. he wears a s-xy monocle.
sparda is a s-xy monocle wearing beast.
a roleplayer at gametalk that wants to be left the f-ck alone. whether it is sucking up to me for some ungodly reason, or bashing me because i stole your girlfriend – i don’t give a sh-t, stop defining me.
an old tiger that isn’t going to hesitate to p-ss on someone’s leg if they bug him.
the name of the ledgendery dark knight (or at least the first. all those who have completed dmc on hard know what i’m talking about)
sparda was orginally a baddy working for the evil overlord of the underworld, mundus, until mundus started to invade the human world. thus, sparda took pity on the human for thier breif transeint lives, and so rebelled against mundus.
big surprise, he won. yet he disappeared from earth, but not before leaving his son (dante) upon the earth to help save it every 2,000 years when mundus would rise again.
also the name of an amaaaaazing sword that mr dumb-ss dante left in the underworld for no good reason, yet trish still gets at the end of the game. (trish = dante’s mum, or so it would seem. i can’t be bothered to get into the long storyline bit here).
hey, mundus is here, looking for a mister sparda. anyone?

1) hey, i just made sparda from toilet paper rolls and pva glue
2) gasp!
sparda is the legendary fighter of gametalk’s rpgchat. he is a drow that constantly fights the urge of bloodl-st. though he may make some pretty worthless dicisions sometimes, he is a brave warrior and has lost very few fights.

‘goes under as spardacos, and lord sparda also.
“and the god’s made love, and sparda was born.”

“when sparda joins one side of the war, less you have a death wish you will join as well.”