Spare Change Award


spare change: after going on a three day vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. the only thing you have is the spare change your “escort” left for you on the night stand. your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!
i benched matt ryan against the saints, 30 wasted points, i am the spare change award winner.

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