Sparkle-bat


(noun) a term used for character-references to the fictional character of “edward cullen” of the twilight series books and films by the american author stephenie meyer. a derogatory term to describe a person or object, while referred to as being as such, has none of the typical characteristics, or fails at being a symbol of its/their stereotype, generally in a negative or condescending way. effectively being a parody, or weak/poor imitation of the genuine.
edward is a sparkle-bat… alucard is a vampire.

“that’s not a wii-console… its a cheap sparkle-bat version.”

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