sparklecrack
any smallish decorative / personal adornment item that a) can or does glitter, shimmer, or sparkle; b) is often small-ish in physical size and not exceedingly expensive for a single piece; c) is surprisingly (almost frighteningly) collectable. and once you get a few, you really need a few more, because they’re fun and pretty and not much maintenance. then a few dozen more, to round out your collection. then a few hundred, because there are slight differences and you really do need all the variants. pretty soon your home has a dedicated area for your own personal flavor of sparklecrack: your makeup, your jewelry, your gemstones, your pewter figures…what have you.
it’s not sparklecrack until it has its own storage solution.
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