Sparkleholic


a person, commonly a child, who is addicted to sparkling cider similar to the way and alchoholic is addicted to beer or wine.
oh my god, erin is such a sparkleholic, she drank an entire 750ml bottle of sparkling cider and she’s only 10!

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