sparkles the magic bum


a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd -ss advice to kids
dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said “its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i f-cked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most f-cked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic b-m and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.

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