Spart


when you think you’re just going to fart, but sperm leaks out of your -ss instead.
my girlfriend found out i was bi when i sparted at her family reunion.
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sports that require artistic excellence, not just athletic ability. often not considered sports because the are judged on art and not physical skills, sparts require artistic ability, and are judged. you cannot objectively say who is the best at any particular spart, rather who’s form you like most. often people can be very good at sports, but not at sparts as they lack the ability for the fine motor movements involved. same with those who are good at sparts, they lack the speed or raw strength involved in many sports.

the word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.
julie: marching band is definately a sport.
bob: really, it’s more of a spart. it’s got this artsy thing going.
sports that are both art and sport, like synchronized swimming or band
at the olympics i look forward to watching sparts like synchronized swimming
the act in which a man flatulates warm s-m-n after pleasurable -n-l s-x with another male. this act of flatulation causes a projectile white liquid to shoot out from the -n-l cavity.
tim sparted in his boyfriend’s face. his boyfriend, pat, neglected to wash his face that night. the next morning, pat’s face had what appeared to be a very horrible rash with pulsating boils. pat is no longer living.
a neologism combining the words sperm and farting.

sparting is accomplished upon the -n-l deposit of a man’s -j-c-l-t- and the receiving partner’s subsequent flatulence which expels the mixture.
i was terrified when i saw my p–p laced with sperm webbing – i think i just spart myself.

he blew the load all up in my b-tt, you best believe that ima spart it out.

my panties were soaked in the back. i did have -n-l s-x, so i’m guessing i sparted.
short for “spartacist” – a cult of kim il-sung appologists that claim to be the only legitimate heirs to leon trotsky, and the vanguard of world revolution, forth-internationalist-stylee.
sparts have a slightly discomforting obsession with abolishing “fascist” age-of-consent laws, and are occasionally shunned as some sort of marxist-nambla.
silly spart, i don’t want a subscription to yr theoretical journal.
when you think its a fart and sh-t sprays out of your -ss
rj: guess what!

jesus: wait a minute, i gatta fart

rj: …

jesus: aww, its a spart…f-ck it
a difficult, and extremely dangerous manoever. it is where an individual simultaneously spews and farts.
it can be improved by drinking copious quant-ties of guinness and raw eggs.
wow, after all of that egg-nog and guinness, no wonder michael barrymore sparted

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