spartist
noun. humourless left-winger whose vocabulary is punctuated with marxist dialectical jargon. from the fict-tious character dave spart in private eye, a british satirical fortnightly.
he came out with some spartist claptrap about a hegemonical bourgeoisie.
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an individual who observes marxist theory to the exclusion of all else. often comndemns most things in society and the world with meaningless far left-wing dogma, and often end up in logical cycles and jumping to conclusions in the process. such people claim to be progressive, but are as backward thinking, unimaginative, blinkered, hare brained and colourless as the leaders of the former soviet union and communist eastern europe. the word comes from the private eye “archetypal left-winger” dave spart.
tariq ali, hugo chavez, john pilger, seamus milne and noam chomsky are typical spartists.
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