Spatuch


1) when your b-tt-hole spits when you fart.

2) a wet fart or toot.

3) a juicy shart.

4) diarrhea fart.

5) pre-p–p fart.
1) man, did you just spatuch?

2) i have to clean my pants, i just spatuched

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