Spawn of Ugly
a play-on of sp-wn of satan. used to describe a very ugly coworker or person you know and openly mock. a reject to society that will never do it with anyone not blind or mentally sane.
paul-“look at jessica, she is so ugly, i’d never do her!”
james-“shes not just ugly, shes the sp-wn of ugly.”
paul-“true that.”
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