Spawney Melt


someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. for example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of s-xual acts upon his person.
i’ve just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. they are on their way to spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second sh-gs. the sp-wney melt. i should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have -rg-sms too.

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