spazgasm


n. a term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an -rg-sm combined.

this is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.

a spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.

the symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. and is always followed by a feeling like you’re about to faint.

in other words, it’s completely normal and okay.
fanboy: dude! that show was so off the f-cking chain!!!

fangirl: absolutely, i think i had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!
n. used to describe an instance in which something is so awesome you spaz-out and -rg-sm at the same time.

v. the act of having a spaz-gasm.
“i swear when i got my laptop for christmas i had a spaz-gasm all over the house.”

“i nearly spaz-gasmed when jacob took off his shirt in ‘new moon.'”

“every time i look in the mirror i want to spaz-gasm because i look so good!”
1. to have a sudden burst of emotion.
2. another name for independantly triggered -rg-sms.
” hvdjvsdhvvhsajf spazgasm ”
when one has seizure so intense , but so enjoyable that it leads to an -rg-sm.
guy 1: how’s your girlfriend doing?
guy 2: she’s doing fine, it was a small seizure but one h-ll of a spazgasm!

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