Spazmatron


noun. a spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably r-t-rded there is no word for them
girl runs into a metal door
“what a f-cking spazmatron”
one who farts in a bathtub, and then proceeds to eat the bubbles.
that spazmatron has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes. he must have had beans tonight.
not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. a freak with a matron added on the end.
you’re such a spazmatron!

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