spearing the whale
very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you’ll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. after that you f-ck the fat b-tch in the pool. now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the f-ck out of there!
rick: i went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat c-nt.
rob: dude that’s f-cking disgusting.
rick: i’ll f-cking kill you.
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